Your name is KAYTT. You are a young ANDROGYNOUS GIRL with a knack for BEING TOO LAZY TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER GENDER IDENTITIES FOR HERSELF. You have a borderline fetishistic obsession with FICTIONAL TEENAGE TROLLS, FRENCHING THE LLAMA, TWO-HEARTED TIME TRAVELERS, and MAGICAL ENGLISH BOARDING SCHOOLS. You like to DRAW, SING, and PLAY A LOT OF INSTRUMENTS. However, you are NOT VERY GOOD at any of these things. You have a knack for FUCKING EVERYTHING UP, and as a result also have a pretty MEASLY POSSY of people you label as friends against their will.

What will you do?

>Kaytt: Let the ceremonial yaoi festivals begin.